catfoodmcfly:

arachnids-arisen:

arachnids-arisen:

i mean dude

2013 even looks like a shitty number to me and it was a shitty year

2014 looks so much more appealing to me.

2014 is going to be a good year, i can feel it.

no words can explain how wrong i was.

All set for 2015!

Dammit, things that happen! Why didn’t you get better? We gave you a new number! A NEW NUMBER!!! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM US?????????????????????????????????????????????????

general—jinjur:

I love it when my phone thinks I wanted here instead of hear. 

I don't Force you to love a Sandwich! :)
Anonymous

Maybe you do! How do I know, when you post anonymously, that you aren’t Jared the Subway Guy, who forced us all to love sandwiches?

OK Mulp baby, I get what Zoe DID, I get why it was BAD, I get that she has indirectly seriously damaged reddit's credibility (esp. /r/gaming), lied, cheated, set back the progress of women in indie gaming about 20 years and her game is frankly a pile of shit that wouldn't even pass in a pre-school computer lab. But what I DON'T get is why are so many guys leaping over themselves to save her? She can't have banged/promise to bang ALL of them? What's her secret? Is it Maybelline?

general--jinjur:

Actually Catfood, its not Maybelline. It’s vagina. Pussy Power is the ultimate power. It can make men go against their principles and do and say stupid shit for the taste of Pussy Power. The Pussy Power has the ability to get money for doing absolutely nothing as well. These weak men are afraid of going up against Pussy Power because they know they will never win. 

#PussyPower

STFU CATFOOD HOW DARE YOU TRY TO >IMPLY THAT MULP IS EXAGGERATING ZOE’S INSIDIOUS INFLUENCE OVER GAME INDUSTRY & RELATED MEDIA PPL!!! MULP IS AN AWESOME AND KNOWLEDGEABLE INVESTIGATOR AND I WILL LEAP OVER MYSELF AND WIELD MY KNIGHTLY CHIVALRY IN DEFENSE OF HER POSITION AGAINST YOUR SNARKY ATTEMPTS TO ARGUE AGAINTS WHAT SHE’S SAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO BACK OFF MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spankmehardsanta:

jinglemynargles:

image

nice try bing

scroogled

starring bill murray?

catfoodmcfly:

my-little-mod-blog:

Dangit Backy, don’t expose my Power Level or all the other kids’ll get insecure about theirs! :o



See, Backy? I warned you!

catfoodmcfly:

my-little-mod-blog:

Dangit Backy, don’t expose my Power Level or all the other kids’ll get insecure about theirs! :o

See, Backy? I warned you!

Dangit Backy, don’t expose my Power Level or all the other kids’ll get insecure about theirs! :o

Dangit Backy, don’t expose my Power Level or all the other kids’ll get insecure about theirs! :o

There's a lot of people that want you to do them. If you know what I mean.

Indeed! But as much as I want to do them too, they’ll have to wait until my Followers counter hits another set of ten. Them’s the rules!

What about reversal mushroom as a lady?

Still hot, just not giving a fuck.