catfoodmcfly:

There’s going to be a Dashcon 2015. You can sign up for it right now!

http://www.dashcon.org/volunteer-application-2015

Brought to you by the same people who proposed Battlefield Earth 2.

Electric Ballpitaloo. What could possibly go wrong?

ask-fury-belle:

Fury Belle #51 - Stick of Joy

Hey Broots! I bet you a million billion Catfood Internet Points® (value, approx. 0.0001 Dogecoin) that nobody spots Fury Belle's radio is actually from 70's-80's British cartoon strip, "Danny's Tranny". It had magical powers, depending on which button you pressed. Fun fact: looking up the phrase "Danny's Tranny" on Google will present you with some pages of the comic and some unrelated images you have to close down extremely quickly before the wife spots them and never lets you forget it.

Dang, looks like you win! Take my CIP®s!

Remember kids, “tranny” wasn’t always a word that made people think whoever said it was a complete shitlord, but it is now*. So don’t use it, even when talking about transistor radios.

* other shitlords may not be included in the “people” who think whoever says it is a complete shitlord, but nobody cares what shitlords think, so their opinions don’t count. So don’t be a shitlord!

For educational purposes only: "Danny’s Tranny"

You jelly about mes sunglasses?
Anonymous

I’m jelly about how you don’t need a nose or ears or any visible features and yet you can still wear sunglasses somehow.

Is it OK that I that kids & teenagers?

You left out a verb (and threw in an extra “that”). I’ve dialed 9-1 and am standing by with my hoof hovering over the “1” to hear what verb you omitted. Choose wisely. So, Theo, what is it that you do to kids & teenagers, exactly…?

Wait whoa huh? Their actually doing a fifty shades of grey movie? Fuck me with a rusty spoon.
Anonymous

I think you just wrote the sequel in that last sentence, there.

Are you really a Skelly-bro or a Skelly-POSER? NAME SIX BONES. And use their proper names - no using those casual names for bones that appear in the song "Dem Bones".

ALRIGHT. AND I’LL EVEN TRANSLATE THEM FOR YOU SO YOU DON’T GET CONFUSED BY MY LEET SKELLYLINGO

  1. Cranium (casual = head bone)
  2. Vertebra (casual = back bone)
  3. Tibia (casual = leg bone)
  4. Clavicle (casual = collar bone)
  5. Pelvis (casual = butt bone)
  6. Trapezoid (casual = hand bone*)

NOT THAT I HAVE TO PROVE TO YOU THAT I BELONG TO THIS FANDOM, ANYWAY

* a.k.a cybersp0nge having sex with his gf. OOHHH SICK BURN

cybersp0nge:

Happy Batman Day! 7/23/2014

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What do you mean they all look pretty much exactly the same? Are you racist? Of all the tumblrmods, you, Brütamod, the self-proclaimed SJW par excellence, you are racist? I am going to faint from this horror.

Wh-! Jh-! Dagnabbit

It’s not racist if they actually DO all look the same (if they’re roughly the same age)!

I drew you.

OSSUM.
-BrutaMod

I drew you.

OSSUM.

-BrutaMod