What's the sexiest thing about that bloke named Dave? I refuse to send this anonymously.

that-bloke-named-dave:

my-little-mod-blog:

My headcanon version of you.

(This was your one, right? Good.)

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And this was my reply

Thanks, Bruts

Hot stuff!

Are you a sexiest?

Well I… don’t like to brag, but…

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This is the level of sexiest that I have achieved.

What's the sexist thing about Miss KT Powers?
Anonymous

What? katiesuperpowers isn’t sexist!

Is she?

No, I’m pretty sure if she was sexist she would have been driven out of Tumblr-town by now. Tsk tsk, Anon! Lies and libel!

OMFG is this really the actual subtitles and if so what anime is it from?????

What's the sexiest thing about that bloke named Dave? I refuse to send this anonymously.

My headcanon version of you.

(This was your one, right? Good.)

COMING SOON FROM THE CREATORS OF “I WAS A TEENAGE WEREWOLF” AND VARIATIONS:

"I WAS AN EGYPTIAN MUMMY ON HALLOWEEN"

"I WAS THE 50-FOOT WOMAN BUT THEY WERE VERY SMALL NON-STANDARD FEET SO NOBODY NOTICED"

"I WAS A ZOMBIE AT A ZOMBIE WALK AND I WON THIRD-BEST COSTUME"

"I WAS A GHOST THE WHOLE TIME AND I ALSO KNEW THAT AND I UNDERSTOOD THAT MOST PEOPLE WEREN’T REALLY INTERACTING WITH ME THE WHOLE TIME"

"I WAS AN ALIEN BUT I NEVER LEFT MY HOME PLANET AND ALSO NO ALIENS EVER VISITED MY HOME PLANET EITHER"

"I WAS THE INVISIBLE MAN IN A WORLD OF BLIND PEOPLE"

"I WAS AN ORC AT COMIC-CON"

"I WAS GODZILLA AND I NEVER WOKE UP AND ATTACKED TOKYO"

"I WAS A ZOMBIE WALMART EMPLOYEE"

"I WAS A SUPERMAN IN THE LAND OF THE SUPERMEN WHO CAN’T FIX THEIR OWN BICYCLES"

and so on

"Teenage werewolf" = tautology

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Oh it’s so crazy being a teenager and being a werewolf at the same time, wow what a compelling and original story of angst and difficulties and-

ARE FUCKING YOU KIDDING ME????

Crazy hair growth, seemingly random emotional outbursts, horrifying bodily changes, antisocial behavior, shunning the light, etc etc etc

TEENAGETIME IS THE BEST TIME TO BE A WEREWOLF. NOBODY WOULD KNOW. YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING EXCEPT BE YOUR BORING TEENAGE SELF HOLY SHIT. BEING A TEENAGER WHEN YOU’RE A WEREWOLF IS WEREWOLF EASY MODE TIMES A MILLION.

I’m surprised anyone can even squeeze an interesting-enough-to-be-published story out of it, much less fifty thousand gazillion stories. Or maybe they all are just the same story over and over and over and over and over

/rant

sexhaver:

sadvaporwavebabe:

friendly reminder that ╮(─▽─)╭

we*boo is a slur (◡‿◡✿)

it dehumanizes otherkin who identify as fictional characters from japanese cartoons (anime) (⇀‸↼‶)

dont call me a we*boo im a FICTIVEKIN who happens to identify as someone who speaks japanese (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

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how much yall gotta hate minorities to believe this kinda shit huh

Oh man, who would even sincerely post something like that… “Friendly reminder” … haha oh wow

IT'S LATE BUT I DON'T FUCKING CARE. THE NEXT TIME YOUR SORRY ASS TRIES TO MAKE ANYTHING SKELETON RELATED I'LL HAVE YOUR SORRY ASS THROWN INTO A DAMN NECRON CATACOMB TO HAVE YOUR ASS RIP APART WITH GAUSS WEAPONRY MOLECULE BY FUCKING MOLECULE YOU HERETICAL ASSWIPE

the-eightball:

my-little-mod-blog:

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he mad

I’M ALWAYS MAD YOU LITTLE SHIT

Now now, “always mad” doesn’t have to mean “always rude”. 

IT'S LATE BUT I DON'T FUCKING CARE. THE NEXT TIME YOUR SORRY ASS TRIES TO MAKE ANYTHING SKELETON RELATED I'LL HAVE YOUR SORRY ASS THROWN INTO A DAMN NECRON CATACOMB TO HAVE YOUR ASS RIP APART WITH GAUSS WEAPONRY MOLECULE BY FUCKING MOLECULE YOU HERETICAL ASSWIPE

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he mad